FUNKY MONDAY | #16「Oh My Ghost!」❴HALLOWEIRD❵

Smile, it’s Monday! And not least, tonight is Halloween! Judging by the broken and gloomy faces in the metro this morning, it seems the festivities have already begun… Which is a good reason to kick off the horror, fantasy and quirks themed week, that I’ve decided to call the【Halloweird week 💀】

The girl band Shiritsu Ebisu Chū Gakkō or Ebichu is featured on today’s Funky Monday, with the perfect-for-the-theme song “Oh My Ghost? (Watashi ga Akuryō ni Natte mo)” (オーマイゴースト? ~わたしが悪霊になっても~)

The following is the Yuyuu Aensland remix but you can wwatch the original here

Those who don’t understand the language probably will probably just hear a compilation of screechings and chirpings. Collective monday crisis, you ask?

Actually, our dear singers tell us how zombies, ghosts, goblins and other spooks haunt them, pursue them and hide in the dark corridors and dusty corners of their school… Or their imagination, who knows.

But no need to worry, these girls know how to defend themselves : a double mawashi geri in the neck and. it’s. done. Beware, monsters !! By the way, those who knock on doors with the famous “trick or treat”… if you value your teeth, be as diplomatic as possible.

Here are all the lyrics, and a self-made translation (it’s not crazy, but it’s still better than google). However, for those wishing to read it phonetically, I think a copy-paste to any online translator should do the trick.

おばけ おばけ おばけがくるぞ!
Monsters monsters monsters are coming!
にげろ にげろ 追いつかれるぞ!
Let’s run, let’s run, we gonna get caught
やばい やばい 取り憑かれるぞ!
Oh no oh non, we gonna get possessed
ぎゃーーーーー!
Gyaaaーーーーーh!

真夜中 真夏に マジできもだめし
A test of courage mid-summer in the middle of the night, are you serious
夏だというのに なによ この寒気。。。
It is summer yet what’s that cold feeling…
おばけとか いるわけないしっ!
There’s no way ghost can exist!
何よりも 科学的じゃないっっ!
More than anything, it’s not scientific!
白い服 ずぶぬれの髪
White clothe and dripping wet hair
笑ってる あの人は 誰なの!?
Whose that laughing person over there?

臨・兵・闘・者・皆・陣・列・在・前
Rin・Pio・Tou・Sha・Kai・Chin・Retsu・Zai・Zen [nine syllabes mantras]
ってぜんぜん 効かないジャン!!
It’s not effective at all!!
十字架 おじゅず にんにく だめだこりゃ
Cross rosary garlic, that stuff useless

数が増えてきた 囲まれちまった
They’re increasing in number, we’re surrounded
絶体絶命 戦うしかない
The situation is desperate we can only fight
ワーオ ワーオ ワオ ワーーオ
Waaoh waaaoh waoh waoh waooooh

アーメン そーめん ひやそーめん!
Amen Somen cold Somen!

はい!それ!それ!それ!それ!
Yes! that! that! that! that!
それ!それ!それ!それ!
That! that! that! that!

幽霊なんか ぶっとばせ!!
Stuff like ghosts, we beat them!!
延髄蹴りで けっとばせ!!
With one kick, we knock their medulla!
女の子を なめないで!!
Don’t underestimate girls!!
ママの方が よっぽど怖いわ
My mum is much more scarier
ゴーストなぞ ぶっとばせ!!
The ghost mystery, we smash it!!
せいけん突きで ふっとばせ!!
With one blow of the sacred sword, we slay them
ケンカ上等 負けないぜ!!
We fight top class, we’re not gonna lose!!
たたる相手 間違えたみたいね?
Look like you’ve got the wrong opponent to curse
ぎゃーお ぎゃーお ぎゃーお ぎゃーお
Gyaao Gyaao Gyaao Gyaao
ぎゃお ぎゃお ぎゃー
Gyaao Gyaao Gyaaooooo
エビ中 ゴーストバスター
Ebichu Ghost Busters

ズゾンビ ゾンビ ゾンビもきたぞ!
Zombies, zombies, zombies are also coming!
にげろ にげろ 追いつかれるぞ!
Let’s run, let’s run, we’re gonna get caught!
やばい やばい 噛み付かれるぞ!
Oh no, oh no, we’re gonna get bitten!
ぎゃーーーーー!
Gyaaaーーーーーh!

部活の帰り 真っ暗 8時過ぎ
Returning from club activities after 8, by a pitch dark night
近道 小道 抜け道 外人墓地
Short cuts, small paths, secret paths, foreigner cemetery
曇り空 急に雷
Cloudy sky and suddenly thunder
真っ二つ ケヤキが割れる
The zelkova tree split in two parts
もぞもぞと ゾンビが動く
Zombies are creeping
ありえないっ!! 夢か幻だわ。。。
Can’t believe it!! It’s a dream or a illusion…

oh my God!Why don’t you save me now?
oh my God!Why don’t you save me now?
って英語通じますかぁ?
Could this english work?
ドロドロ ぐちゃぐちゃ
Muddy messy
ベトベト だめだこりゃ
Sticky that’s useless

数が増えてきた 逃げ場ふさがれた
They’re increasing in number, loopholes are blocked
絶体絶命 やっちゃいましょうか
The situation is hopeless, fight is the only option
ワーオ ワーオ ワオ ワーーオ
waaoh waaaoh waoh waoh waooooh
あーぶら かたぶら びばのんのん!!
Abracadabra Viva non non!

ゾンビなんか ぶっとばせ!!
Stuff like zombies, we beat them!!
飛びひざ蹴りで けっとばせ!!
With one jump knee hit, we beat them!!
ニッポン女子 なめないで!!
Don’t underestimate japanese girls!!
先生の方が よっぽど怖いわ
My teacher is much more scarier
アン ドュー トロワ☆で ぶっとばせ!!
Un deux trois, we beat them (one, two three)
ラリアットで ふっとばせ!!
With a lariat we beat them
百戦錬磨 負けないぜ!!
We are veterans, we won’t lose!!
襲う相手 間違えたみたいね?
Looks like you’re assaulting the wrong opponent, huh?
ぎゃーお ぎゃーお ぎゃーお ぎゃーお
Gyaao Gyaao Gyaao Gyaao
ぎゃお ぎゃお ぎゃー
Gyaao Gyaao Gyaaー
今夜はスリラー スリラーナイト
‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night

アーメン そーめん ひやそーめん!
Amen Somen Cold Somen!

はい!それ!それ!それ!それ!
Yes! that! that! that! that!
それ!それ!それ!それ!
That! that! that! that!

幽霊なんか ぶっとばせ!!
Stuff like ghosts, we beat them!!
延髄蹴りで けっとばせ!!
With one kick, we knock their medulla!
女の子を なめないで!!
Don’t underestimate girls!!
ママの方が よっぽど怖いわ
My grandma is waaaay scarier
ゴーストなぞ ぶっとばせ!!
The ghost mystery, we smash it!!
せいけん突きで ふっとばせ!!
With one blow of the sacred sword, we slay them
ケンカ上等 負けないぜ!!
We fight top class, we’re not gonna lose!!
たたる相手 間違えたみたいね?
Look like you’ve got the wrong opponent to curse
ぎゃーお ぎゃーお ぎゃーお ぎゃーお
Gyaao Gyaao Gyaao Gyaao
ぎゃお ぎゃお ぎゃー
Gyaao Gyaao Gyaaooooo
エビ中 ゴーストバスター
Ebichu Ghost Busters

助けて~
He~lp

Chrys Prolls

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